It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
“Shangela Stormborn of the House Edwards. First of Her Name, the Unboxed, the Nancy Drew of Drag, Khaleesi of Paris, Texas, Breaker of Death Drops and Mother of Fish”
tbh my favorite thing about All Stars 3 are all of Shangela’s “Game of Thrones” references.
